1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:10,490 ♪ UP-TEMPO PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING ♪ 3 00:00:16,846 --> 00:00:19,305 ANGELINE: I overheard my father talking last night. 4 00:00:19,306 --> 00:00:20,895 He said your father is a fool, 5 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,259 that you have practically no money, 6 00:00:22,261 --> 00:00:24,184 and that you'll soon lose everything. 7 00:00:24,186 --> 00:00:27,648 I don't think that's true. We had strawberries last night. 8 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:30,185 - So? - They are an expensive fruit, 9 00:00:30,186 --> 00:00:33,584 and I always equate them with optimism and happiness. 10 00:00:33,586 --> 00:00:36,755 - God, you are a child. - Not true. 11 00:00:36,756 --> 00:00:39,135 I am to be married! 12 00:00:39,136 --> 00:00:40,595 Who would marry you? 13 00:00:40,596 --> 00:00:42,925 Does this crazy man know your family situation? 14 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:45,925 - That you have nothing? - He cares not for such matters. 15 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:49,724 Emperor Peter and I are about finer things. 16 00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:51,725 Emperor Peter? 17 00:00:51,726 --> 00:00:53,395 Of Russia? 18 00:00:53,396 --> 00:00:54,526 Yep. 19 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,645 Russia. 20 00:00:57,646 --> 00:01:00,236 [CARRIAGE CREAKING] 21 00:01:03,236 --> 00:01:07,075 I am to be empress of Russia, Angeline. 22 00:01:07,076 --> 00:01:09,916 [SIGHS] Isn't that so... 23 00:01:10,746 --> 00:01:12,705 completely right? 24 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,205 - No! - Yes. 25 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:15,755 - No. - Yes! 26 00:01:15,756 --> 00:01:18,085 - No. - Da. 27 00:01:18,086 --> 00:01:19,176 Nyet. 28 00:01:20,886 --> 00:01:22,755 They have bears. 29 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:24,675 I may get one. 30 00:01:24,676 --> 00:01:26,426 They look cute. 31 00:01:32,186 --> 00:01:35,476 - ♪♪ - _ 32 00:01:38,186 --> 00:01:41,276 ♪♪ 33 00:01:45,116 --> 00:01:49,746 ♪♪ 34 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:08,766 [DOOR CLOSES] 35 00:02:10,846 --> 00:02:12,396 PETER: Door! 36 00:02:13,396 --> 00:02:16,686 [MEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 37 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,776 Emperor. 38 00:02:39,296 --> 00:02:41,336 You look taller in your portrait. 39 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,190 Send her back. Get me a tall one. 40 00:02:47,256 --> 00:02:50,515 [LAUGHING] 41 00:02:50,516 --> 00:02:53,595 [MEN LAUGHING] 42 00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:56,644 Rich. Rich. 43 00:02:56,646 --> 00:02:58,815 [SIGHS] See what I did, then? 44 00:02:58,816 --> 00:03:00,685 I'm kidding. Kidding. 45 00:03:00,686 --> 00:03:03,146 - [CHUCKLES] - Oh, I see. Um, very amusing. 46 00:03:04,196 --> 00:03:05,485 Emperor Peter, 47 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,945 I present this branch of spruce. 48 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:09,347 It is an evergreen, 49 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:12,155 and I hope it will be a symbol of our feelings for each other, 50 00:03:12,156 --> 00:03:15,626 that we will be constant and caring all our lives. 51 00:03:18,036 --> 00:03:20,415 She gave me a twig. She's not another inbred, is she? 52 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:22,875 It wasn't mentioned. 53 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:25,796 I assure you, I am of sound mind, sir. 54 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:28,885 I wanted to thank you for your letter. 55 00:03:28,886 --> 00:03:30,925 Noble, poetic sentiments. 56 00:03:30,926 --> 00:03:33,556 It, it warmed my heart. 57 00:03:34,556 --> 00:03:36,805 I, too, wish the same as you. 58 00:03:36,806 --> 00:03:39,725 That our love will grow from a small ember 59 00:03:39,726 --> 00:03:42,896 to a blaze that will warm a whole kingdom. 60 00:03:43,816 --> 00:03:46,735 - I wrote a letter? - We threw a little something together. 61 00:03:46,736 --> 00:03:50,944 How about that? Well, you liked it, so that's grand. 62 00:03:50,946 --> 00:03:53,535 - Welcome. - I hope I will make you happy. 63 00:03:53,536 --> 00:03:55,205 You're perfect. 64 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:57,035 I need an empress who's from aristocracy, 65 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,785 but not from a family that is powerful or a player. 66 00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:02,836 - Your family, apparently, are fucked. - Hmm. 67 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,005 [SNIFFS] 68 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:08,925 You smell funny. Is that usual? 69 00:04:08,926 --> 00:04:10,884 I... 70 00:04:10,886 --> 00:04:13,515 - I have been traveling. - Let's hope that's it. 71 00:04:13,516 --> 00:04:14,555 Wedding's at seven. 72 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:16,805 Archbishop Samsa will now give you instructions. 73 00:04:16,806 --> 00:04:19,266 Boy, you're cute. I have to get back to my whores. 74 00:04:20,516 --> 00:04:23,315 Horses. Horses. 75 00:04:23,316 --> 00:04:25,776 Going riding. Hmm. 76 00:04:28,776 --> 00:04:30,655 [SNIFFS] 77 00:04:30,656 --> 00:04:32,365 CATHERINE: He seems lovely. 78 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:34,945 Obviously some cultural issues may be at play, 79 00:04:34,946 --> 00:04:37,495 but I will soon get used to that and we will be as one. 80 00:04:37,496 --> 00:04:40,705 Hmm. Aren't you gorgeously optimistic? 81 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:43,415 It has been said. I believe there's no other way to be. 82 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:47,504 Indeed. And how is your relationship with the Lord our God? 83 00:04:47,506 --> 00:04:48,676 We've had no trouble. 84 00:04:49,676 --> 00:04:52,465 You must allow me to be a spiritual mentor to you, 85 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:54,675 a guide touched by God. 86 00:04:54,676 --> 00:04:57,266 Of course. Thank you. 87 00:05:01,106 --> 00:05:03,815 ARCHBISHOP: This is Marial. She'll be your girl. 88 00:05:03,816 --> 00:05:05,566 Empress. 89 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,525 ARCHBISHOP: I now need to find out if you're intact. 90 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,405 I'm sorry? 91 00:05:11,406 --> 00:05:15,406 Whether your interior wall has been breached. 92 00:05:16,696 --> 00:05:18,016 What wall are we talking about? 93 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:26,665 - My... - It is the way of things, 94 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:28,256 a tradition for royalty. 95 00:05:34,006 --> 00:05:35,635 ARCHBISHOP: Lay down. 96 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:40,476 ♪♪ 97 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,816 [LIVELY CHATTERING] 98 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:51,736 ♪ JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ♪ 99 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:55,530 Oh. Okay. 100 00:06:01,496 --> 00:06:03,956 Empress. [CHUCKLES] 101 00:06:04,996 --> 00:06:06,545 It is the latest from Paris. 102 00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:08,875 You recognize it, no doubt? 103 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:10,925 I do not, but... 104 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:14,136 I recognize it as... special. 105 00:06:15,096 --> 00:06:17,135 ORLO: General, stop staring at the empress. 106 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:19,015 It will attract his attention. 107 00:06:19,016 --> 00:06:21,725 VELEMENTOV: She is a vision of radiance. 108 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:25,224 - I must make my introduction. - Bad idea. 109 00:06:25,226 --> 00:06:28,415 This fucking duck is delicious. Do you not find? 110 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:29,707 Indeed. 111 00:06:30,486 --> 00:06:33,485 - Ever eaten duck as good as this, Archie? - I have not. 112 00:06:33,486 --> 00:06:36,575 - Ever eaten pussy? - [GRIGOR CHUCKLES] 113 00:06:36,576 --> 00:06:41,285 - I have not. - Oh, God is a cruel master. [CHUCKLES] 114 00:06:41,286 --> 00:06:42,665 Empress, this is Velementov, 115 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,996 my general in charge of our war on the Swedes. 116 00:06:45,996 --> 00:06:48,205 [SMOOCHES, MOANS] 117 00:06:48,206 --> 00:06:50,915 I saw soldiers on the road on my trip. 118 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,085 Oh. Did they look happy? 119 00:06:53,086 --> 00:06:55,175 They seemed scattered and badly wounded. 120 00:06:55,176 --> 00:06:58,005 Oh shit, maybe we lost. Velementov, you horse's bitch. 121 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:01,345 Sir, I have heard no definitive report from the front. 122 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:03,595 However, a rider who is expected... 123 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:04,975 - [VELEMENTOV GRUNTS] - [BODY THUDS] 124 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,606 - [MEN SHOUTING, LAUGHING] - MAN: Go on! Go on! 125 00:07:08,726 --> 00:07:10,485 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 126 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:12,944 You are so beautiful. 127 00:07:12,946 --> 00:07:16,524 It's like the sun has floated into our court and exploded. 128 00:07:16,526 --> 00:07:18,985 - Thank you. - I am Aunt Elizabeth, 129 00:07:18,986 --> 00:07:23,744 much younger sister to his dear, long-departed mother. 130 00:07:23,746 --> 00:07:25,785 You may call me Bet. 131 00:07:25,786 --> 00:07:27,955 No one else may call me that. 132 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:31,206 Oh, well, some do, a few, and now you. 133 00:07:32,716 --> 00:07:34,335 It is wonderful to meet you. 134 00:07:34,336 --> 00:07:37,599 Be kind to him. He's a delicate soul. 135 00:07:37,601 --> 00:07:38,923 - Huzzah! - [GLASS SHATTERS] 136 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,675 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 137 00:07:41,556 --> 00:07:43,635 I miss my mother today. 138 00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:45,136 How she would have loved this. 139 00:07:46,476 --> 00:07:50,275 She was the last empress of Russia. 140 00:07:50,276 --> 00:07:52,185 ALL: Huzzah! 141 00:07:52,186 --> 00:07:55,275 But a toast to my new wife, 142 00:07:55,276 --> 00:07:58,825 - the new empress of Russia! - [LAUGHS] 143 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,615 - ALL: Huzzah! - [GASPS] 144 00:08:00,616 --> 00:08:02,616 [GLASS SHATTERING] 145 00:08:04,616 --> 00:08:06,455 - It is a... - No, you don't talk, my love. 146 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:07,915 Oh. Of course. 147 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:11,916 PETER: So, a wedding gift for my new wife seems in order. 148 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:15,005 [BEAR GROWLING] 149 00:08:15,006 --> 00:08:17,795 - [APPLAUDING] - I hope you like it. 150 00:08:17,796 --> 00:08:20,045 [SQUEALS] 151 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:21,805 Oh. 152 00:08:21,806 --> 00:08:23,215 [BEAR GROWLS] 153 00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:24,636 CATHERINE: Thank you. 154 00:08:25,846 --> 00:08:28,605 - [CATHERINE SQUEALS JOYFULLY] - [BEAR SNORTING SOFTLY] 155 00:08:28,606 --> 00:08:31,168 - PETER: Huzzah! - ALL: Huzzah! 156 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:33,934 - PETER: Let us drink! - [CROWD SHOUTING] 157 00:08:33,936 --> 00:08:35,446 MAN: Drink! Drink! 158 00:08:41,156 --> 00:08:44,446 Madam, where are the rest of your clothes? 159 00:08:45,406 --> 00:08:47,495 Oh, they're somewhere, I'm sure. 160 00:08:47,496 --> 00:08:50,585 Me, a married woman, 161 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,875 how I dreamt of this. 162 00:08:52,876 --> 00:08:54,256 Congratulations. 163 00:08:55,506 --> 00:08:57,125 And did I tell you about the bear? 164 00:08:57,126 --> 00:08:59,158 You did, but I am happy to hear it again. 165 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,134 I once dreamed of... well, I had a vision of a bear, 166 00:09:03,136 --> 00:09:06,475 and the bear embraced me, and my heart was aflame. 167 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:10,305 And from that moment, I always knew I'd have a great love. 168 00:09:10,306 --> 00:09:13,564 [CHUCKLES] Um, madam, if I may speak. 169 00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:16,856 You do know, um... uh... 170 00:09:17,776 --> 00:09:20,775 Are you ready for tonight? You do know what to expect? 171 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:22,571 You suppose me more naive than I am. 172 00:09:22,573 --> 00:09:24,695 My mother has explained everything. 173 00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,285 She has? 174 00:09:26,286 --> 00:09:28,785 The man caresses you softly, 175 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,875 pressing his lips to yours. 176 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:33,035 Your breasts and skin awaken 177 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:35,085 and shiver with palpitating joy. 178 00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:39,005 Between your legs quivers and moistens with longing. 179 00:09:39,006 --> 00:09:41,545 He enters you and you become one. 180 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:44,845 Your bodies meld, your souls mesh. 181 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:46,975 As a sensation takes hold of you, 182 00:09:46,976 --> 00:09:50,935 you fall into a black sky filled with the shiniest of stars. 183 00:09:50,936 --> 00:09:53,265 You float for a time in ecstasy, 184 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:57,356 before waves of pleasure push and pull you back into your body. 185 00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:01,985 Your body ushers forth yelps, and sometimes song, 186 00:10:01,986 --> 00:10:04,905 before he and you explode within, 187 00:10:04,906 --> 00:10:08,325 collapsing together, spent and unified. 188 00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:10,325 Then, you lay together, 189 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:11,825 laughing softly, 190 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:14,785 weeping occasionally with ecstatic joy, 191 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:17,165 and finally, he wraps his arms around you, 192 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,125 whispers poetry softly into your ear, 193 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:21,545 and you fall into a... [SQUEALING] delicious sleep. 194 00:10:21,546 --> 00:10:23,506 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 195 00:10:25,506 --> 00:10:27,385 Yep, that's pretty much it. 196 00:10:27,386 --> 00:10:29,265 - PETER: Grigor? - It's him. 197 00:10:29,266 --> 00:10:30,516 [KAZOO QUACKS] 198 00:10:33,856 --> 00:10:35,225 Good luck. 199 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:37,775 - GRIGOR: Hmm? Ducks? - [KAZOO QUACKS] 200 00:10:37,776 --> 00:10:39,605 He was saying it will bring the ducks to you, 201 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,896 instead of you having to find them. 202 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,905 - [KAZOO QUACKS] - My dearest Peter. 203 00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:47,115 But then he does it, he blows this caller. 204 00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:49,656 I don't believe it, and then... Empress. 205 00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,365 [CATHERINE GASPS] 206 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:56,375 - [GASPS] - The fucking ducks come from everywhere, 207 00:10:56,376 --> 00:10:58,755 but not like four or five, like, 50. 208 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:01,965 - That's hilarious. - Truly comical. Fucking ducks everywhere, 209 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,215 and we all just started running for cover. [CHUCKLES] 210 00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:05,795 Firing like crazy, 211 00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:08,135 ducks are dropping, people are screaming. 212 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:10,975 - Oh, I'd love to see it. - Well, we'll get him to do it again. 213 00:11:10,976 --> 00:11:13,726 [PANTING] No, but this time, we will... 214 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:19,474 [PETER GRUNTS, GASPS] 215 00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:22,605 We'll watch from the balcony, no danger to us. 216 00:11:22,606 --> 00:11:23,905 [GROANS] 217 00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:25,236 PETER: Marvelous. 218 00:11:27,156 --> 00:11:30,035 Let us hope my seed has found purchase. 219 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,245 Have a pleasant evening, Empress. 220 00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:35,785 Grigor, shall we crack that new vodka from Kiev? 221 00:11:35,786 --> 00:11:37,496 GRIGOR: Huzzah. 222 00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:49,386 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 223 00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,186 [CRICKETS CHIRRING] 224 00:11:57,646 --> 00:12:00,066 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 225 00:12:10,786 --> 00:12:13,246 CATHERINE: Love Peter. 226 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:18,286 Make him love me. 227 00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,465 Find culture and education here. 228 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,385 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 229 00:12:27,386 --> 00:12:29,635 Are you all right, Empress? 230 00:12:29,636 --> 00:12:31,056 Quite fabulous. 231 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:35,495 Last night was all... all right? As you'd imagined? 232 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:37,475 To be honest, it was brief. 233 00:12:37,476 --> 00:12:38,805 Brief is often a relief. 234 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:41,725 And not as much... as I had imagined. 235 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,735 I'm sorry, 'cause I had thought of warning you. 236 00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:47,155 It is possible I had an overly romantic view of its unfolding. 237 00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:48,615 I do that. 238 00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:50,406 Well, you would not be the first. 239 00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,499 The truth is, we do not know each other. 240 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:56,115 Our love is an ember, 241 00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:58,535 a mere spark, 242 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,245 and I must blow on it with the full force of my lungs, 243 00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:04,126 so that it bursts into passionate flames. 244 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:06,546 Right. 245 00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:13,054 Shall you breakfast here or in the garden? 246 00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:15,635 I will breakfast with my husband. 247 00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:17,804 Where's that? 248 00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:19,515 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 249 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,475 I am not to be disturbed. I will cut your throat. 250 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,685 I'd rather you kiss it, dear husband. 251 00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:26,435 Oh, hello. 252 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,565 What do you want? 253 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,236 - Maid! - [PETER GROANS] 254 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:33,445 Bring the emperor two raw eggs, 255 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,825 tomato juice, salt, pepper, and a jigger of vodka. 256 00:13:36,826 --> 00:13:39,415 - Shake and pour it into a glass. - No. 257 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:42,665 - I like to be alone in the morning. - I'm sure you did, but now, 258 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,545 we shall greet the day together, 259 00:13:44,546 --> 00:13:47,666 with sunny dispositions and fearless hearts. 260 00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:50,125 Mm. Hello, dog. 261 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,426 [GROWLS SOFTLY] 262 00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:54,675 My father liked to imbibe heavily. 263 00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:57,225 This was his solution to the morning troubles. 264 00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,685 It has vodka in it? 265 00:13:59,686 --> 00:14:01,056 [SIGHS] 266 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,276 [GULPING] 267 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,912 Huzzah! 268 00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,704 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [SIGHS] 269 00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:16,035 I like it. Yes, that's better. You are a witch. 270 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:19,116 - You must break a lot of glasses. - Yes, I suppose we do. 271 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,576 Come. 272 00:14:26,086 --> 00:14:27,915 Shall we perhaps picnic today? 273 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,836 This is Mother. 274 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,794 I would not bury her. 275 00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,635 I could not bear the thought of never seeing her. 276 00:14:35,636 --> 00:14:38,556 Oh. She is pretty. 277 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:41,386 Mother, this is Catherine. 278 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,686 It is my honor. 279 00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:50,185 She was a goddess. Extraordinary. Powerful. 280 00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:52,564 No one like her. 281 00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:55,865 Strangely, I felt paralyzed whenever she was around. 282 00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:58,075 Someone should work out what goes on between a chap and his mother. 283 00:14:58,076 --> 00:14:59,495 There'd be money in that. 284 00:14:59,496 --> 00:15:01,115 I suppose so. 285 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,246 Right. That's done. 286 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,495 - Where shall we go now? - I have men's things. 287 00:15:06,496 --> 00:15:08,875 - Madame Georgina Dymov. - Emperor. 288 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,915 Take the empress to the other ladies, and speak of hats. 289 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,335 Of course. 290 00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:14,176 It may indeed be pleasant to have a wife. 291 00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:18,506 [CHUCKLES LUSTFULLY] Yes. It is pleasant. 292 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,435 Velementov, come here, you fat fuck! 293 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,726 [LAUGHS] Come here! 294 00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:27,316 Let us walk. 295 00:15:30,186 --> 00:15:32,944 He is a mercurial fellow. 296 00:15:32,946 --> 00:15:34,986 Deep of heart, I feel. 297 00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:37,865 A curious jester. 298 00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:39,485 How sweet you are. 299 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:42,864 I could put you in my mouth and you would dissolve. 300 00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:45,995 Then do not, for I am too happy. 301 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,375 I will be your dearest friend and confidante. 302 00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:49,745 You will need one. 303 00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:52,796 Most of the women have tongues in the shape of a cat-o'-nine-tails. 304 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:57,546 [WOMEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 305 00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:01,885 WOMEN: Oh, Empress! Empress. 306 00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:04,016 Oh, Empress! 307 00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:08,475 WOMAN: Congratulations! 308 00:16:08,476 --> 00:16:11,605 Hats have just arrived from Paris. 309 00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,105 You must know all the latest. 310 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,816 On... hats? 311 00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,366 I've never been much interested in hats. 312 00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:22,695 However, have any of you read 313 00:16:22,696 --> 00:16:25,455 the latest Rousseau, The Social Contract? 314 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,166 I have a copy if you would like. 315 00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:32,875 - A delightful jest. Bravo. - [CLAPPING] 316 00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:35,756 - [POLITE LAUGHTER] - [ALL CLAPPING] 317 00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:39,215 We cannot read. 318 00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:42,175 - None of you? - It is... not done. 319 00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,726 - And seems dull. - And time-consuming. 320 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:49,185 Anyways, more interestingly, 321 00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:51,185 Captain Dostovey is seeing Lenka. 322 00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:52,815 [WOMEN EXCLAIMING] 323 00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:53,941 That is nice. 324 00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,345 It is, unless you're his wife. 325 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,057 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 326 00:16:58,946 --> 00:17:01,525 Oh, there is champagne being set outside. 327 00:17:01,526 --> 00:17:03,745 Shall we roll balls on the lawn? 328 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:06,405 ♪♪ 329 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,076 [CLATTERING] 330 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,626 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 331 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:15,169 What happens now? 332 00:17:15,171 --> 00:17:19,091 Well, they bring them back up, and then we do it all again. 333 00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:21,966 I see. 334 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,216 - For how long? - All afternoon. 335 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,225 Empress. 336 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,525 You seem tired. Might I escort you to your apartments? 337 00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:37,945 Indeed. 338 00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:39,856 I am. 339 00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:43,825 Marial, you speak out of turn. 340 00:17:43,826 --> 00:17:45,745 You must wait for the empress 341 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,865 or one of the ladies of court to address you. 342 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,035 You cannot just speak. 343 00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:52,495 You may rip my tongue from my foolish body, dear Lady Svenska, 344 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:55,835 or try to, and we shall see what develops from there. 345 00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:58,046 Remember your place, Marial. 346 00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:01,925 [SIGHS] 347 00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:04,845 My apologies, ladies. Sometimes I... 348 00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:06,305 forget who I am. 349 00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:09,725 Well, we are within our rights to whip you to remind you if needs be. 350 00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:11,845 - A bit harsh. - GEORGINA: Marial has apologized, 351 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:15,145 are we are all reminded of where we stand. 352 00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:16,775 In time, she will adjust. 353 00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:20,816 Empress, would you like Marial to escort you to your apartments? 354 00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,235 Indeed. 355 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,985 Perhaps I shall see you later. 356 00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:27,825 That is the beautiful thing, my dear. 357 00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:29,996 You will see us every day now. 358 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,835 CATHERINE: They do not read. 359 00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:36,495 No wonder they're cruel and vapid. 360 00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,966 - We must feel for them. - It is impossible. 361 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:42,715 Do you wish to explain the exchange on the lawn? 362 00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:44,256 Not particularly. 363 00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:47,516 Do it anyway. 364 00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:54,854 I was, until recently, a lady of the court. 365 00:18:54,856 --> 00:18:57,145 My father fucked with the emperor, 366 00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:59,565 - and so he made us all servants. - To humiliate you? 367 00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:02,195 It was uncharacteristically clever of him. 368 00:19:02,196 --> 00:19:04,115 It serves as a standing warning to all the court, 369 00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:07,035 you could wake up tomorrow shoveling shit. 370 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:09,324 That's sad. 371 00:19:09,326 --> 00:19:11,825 - [SIGHS] You best be careful, then. - [MEN GRUNTING] 372 00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:15,611 It is unfortunately not part of my nature. 373 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,805 If you are a servant, your nature's not relevant, 374 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,980 and your insolence will get you beaten. 375 00:19:19,982 --> 00:19:21,584 I don't want that. 376 00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:24,295 It is well put. I shall try. 377 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,715 - You, I like, very much. - And I, you. 378 00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:31,136 Inside, you are still a lady, albeit an angry one. 379 00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:36,266 ♪ STRINGED INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ♪ 380 00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:53,326 [PETER MOANING SOFTLY] 381 00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:58,456 - Husband. - Wife? 382 00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:06,136 Huzzah. 383 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,306 Stop that. Move over. 384 00:20:12,596 --> 00:20:13,936 Come, Empress. 385 00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:18,476 And join us. It'll be romping good fun. 386 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,895 Oh, for fuck's sake. Do not be boring and have a peasant's morality. 387 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,235 And do not look at me as Mother would: disdainful and hurt. 388 00:20:26,236 --> 00:20:28,366 I will not fucking stand for it. 389 00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:32,036 I want you in this bed. Please? 390 00:20:32,906 --> 00:20:34,570 Please, make your husband happy. 391 00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:36,350 Is that not what you came here to do? 392 00:20:42,836 --> 00:20:43,916 Come on. 393 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:09,194 Oh. Sorry, um... Grigor. 394 00:21:09,196 --> 00:21:11,196 We met at the wedding. 395 00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:14,246 - She is your wife. - Yes. 396 00:21:15,906 --> 00:21:18,746 And he is my emperor, and I love him. 397 00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:24,376 So, that is... that. 398 00:21:26,296 --> 00:21:29,255 Is it not hard, though, to share? 399 00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:31,635 Marriage is a struggle on a number of levels. 400 00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:33,806 I'm beginning to see that. 401 00:21:37,306 --> 00:21:39,396 - [WOMEN LAUGHING] - [BEAR GROWLS] 402 00:21:40,856 --> 00:21:44,276 ♪♪ 403 00:21:50,486 --> 00:21:52,326 [BEAR SNORTS] 404 00:21:56,246 --> 00:21:58,205 [BIRDS TWITTERING] 405 00:21:58,206 --> 00:22:00,956 If you spy a rabbit, point but do not yell. 406 00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:04,665 It must be an enormous responsibility and honor 407 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,545 to lead a country of such import. 408 00:22:06,546 --> 00:22:08,714 It's actually not that hard. 409 00:22:08,716 --> 00:22:10,465 The decisions must weigh heavy. 410 00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:13,425 No. Not really. I was born to rule. 411 00:22:13,426 --> 00:22:15,845 - Rabbit! - [GUNSHOT ECHOES] 412 00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:17,176 Damn! 413 00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:23,605 I would like to be useful to Russia, to help its greatness. 414 00:22:23,606 --> 00:22:26,275 You will bear my heirs. There is no higher use. 415 00:22:26,276 --> 00:22:27,566 You are blessed. 416 00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:31,355 - Are you with child yet? - I am not. 417 00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:33,945 I must empty myself into you again soon. 418 00:22:33,946 --> 00:22:36,405 - Rabbit. - [GUNSHOT ECHOES] 419 00:22:36,406 --> 00:22:37,866 Damn! 420 00:22:40,536 --> 00:22:43,245 I thought perhaps I could help in education. 421 00:22:43,246 --> 00:22:45,545 There's an explosion of ideas in France. 422 00:22:45,546 --> 00:22:47,585 And an explosion of syphilis in Kiev. 423 00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:49,624 What? 424 00:22:49,626 --> 00:22:52,715 It is a joke. You are slow of mind and wit. 425 00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:55,805 Gents, I said there is an explosion of syphilis in Kiev. 426 00:22:55,806 --> 00:22:58,926 [MEN LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY] 427 00:23:00,056 --> 00:23:01,935 Did you roll colored balls with the ladies? 428 00:23:01,936 --> 00:23:04,516 - Mm. Briefly. - It is a lark. What fun. 429 00:23:05,356 --> 00:23:08,184 We are, in fact, modernizing in a European way. 430 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:11,525 I have banned beards in men under 50. It is a better look. 431 00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:14,275 The big Russian beards look like men are eating a whole beaver, 432 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,866 - and it will not do. - Beards. Yes, indeed. 433 00:23:18,996 --> 00:23:22,035 My question is, can I fund a small school? 434 00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:23,995 Will it stop you talking about dull things? 435 00:23:23,996 --> 00:23:25,535 And I jest, of course. Sort of. 436 00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:29,005 - It will. - If it makes you happy, you may do it. 437 00:23:29,006 --> 00:23:31,506 - Talk to Bettina for funds. - [PETER CHUCKLES] 438 00:23:32,926 --> 00:23:36,005 - Let us drink. - MEN: Yes! Huzzah! 439 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:38,305 - MAN: Huzzah! - [MEN LAUGHING] 440 00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:40,885 [SIGHS] Now let us fight. 441 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,015 [GRUNTING] 442 00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:45,475 Come on. Fight back, fatso! And stay! 443 00:23:45,476 --> 00:23:47,065 PETER: Hit me! 444 00:23:47,066 --> 00:23:50,564 - [GRUNTING] - [PETER LAUGHING] 445 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:52,276 - [GRUNTS] - PETER: Oh. Oh! 446 00:23:55,776 --> 00:23:58,945 Finally, some fight in the military. About fucking time. 447 00:23:58,946 --> 00:24:01,865 - [PETER GRUNTS] - [MEN EXCLAIMING] 448 00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:04,035 PETER [LAUGHING] Oh, Rich. Rich. 449 00:24:04,036 --> 00:24:07,375 MEN [CHANTING] Peter! Peter! Peter! 450 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:09,916 - Rabbit. - [GROANS] 451 00:24:11,206 --> 00:24:16,965 ♪ UP-TEMPO PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING ♪ 452 00:24:16,966 --> 00:24:18,046 [MUSIC STOPS] 453 00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:24,935 CATHERINE: We will paint it. 454 00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:26,806 Brighten it up. 455 00:24:28,226 --> 00:24:31,524 Some chairs will be brought over from the palace. 456 00:24:31,526 --> 00:24:35,696 - May I... learn? - You must. 457 00:24:38,066 --> 00:24:39,575 Where is the library? 458 00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:41,655 - The what? - Well, books. 459 00:24:41,656 --> 00:24:43,115 We must have books. 460 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:45,245 And perhaps we could have talks on ideas. 461 00:24:45,246 --> 00:24:47,415 GUARD 1: Like I said, 45-degree angle. 462 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:50,126 - GUARD 2: And a full arm swing? - GUARD 1: Exactly. 463 00:24:51,086 --> 00:24:53,086 Actually, I know where the books are. 464 00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:14,815 - [SOBBING] - [CLATTERING] 465 00:25:14,816 --> 00:25:16,026 Shit. 466 00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:21,866 - What are you reading? - Uh, a, a book. 467 00:25:23,326 --> 00:25:26,155 Uh, by a fellow, uh... 468 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:29,995 a, a brilliant fellow called René Descartes. 469 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,495 And you were moved? 470 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:32,995 I'm, I'm sorry. 471 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:36,505 Uh, it, it is embarrassing and unmanly. 472 00:25:36,506 --> 00:25:38,835 I'm such a dickhead. Fuck. 473 00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:42,385 His ideas light the mind. I told him so. 474 00:25:42,386 --> 00:25:45,725 - You know him? - I only met him the once. 475 00:25:45,726 --> 00:25:48,685 He seemed sweet and smelt of cheese, 476 00:25:48,686 --> 00:25:50,855 but... what a mind. 477 00:25:50,856 --> 00:25:51,976 Yes. 478 00:25:54,356 --> 00:25:55,985 I am Count Orlo. 479 00:25:55,986 --> 00:25:58,025 Orlo. A pleasure. 480 00:25:58,026 --> 00:25:59,315 Pleasure. 481 00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:02,485 I am seeking books to put in my school. 482 00:26:02,486 --> 00:26:05,235 Your school? 483 00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:08,405 The emperor has ordained I should have a school. 484 00:26:08,406 --> 00:26:10,415 I will teach women to read, 485 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:13,206 and, hopefully, talk much on Descartes. 486 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:18,165 You, sir... you're welcome to help me. 487 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,756 [SIGHS] 488 00:26:20,597 --> 00:26:22,539 PETER: So talk, Velementov. 489 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:27,054 The, uh... [CLEARS THROAT] the battle... it did not go as hoped. 490 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:30,936 Fuck! Again, why are we losing? Anyone? 491 00:26:33,686 --> 00:26:34,815 Anyone? 492 00:26:34,816 --> 00:26:38,185 I believe I called for a halt and a regroup. 493 00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:40,526 - Uh, my opinion... - Blame! 494 00:26:41,606 --> 00:26:43,065 Blame. 495 00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:45,485 I would have won if what? 496 00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,795 What, the rest of us had not an opinion? 497 00:26:47,797 --> 00:26:52,039 It seems a good summation of Velementov's rather churlish attitude. 498 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,161 ORLO: And yet possibly true. 499 00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:58,665 His plans are often twisted by the group, 500 00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:02,256 when in fact, he is a brilliant strategist. 501 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:04,925 Thank you, sir. 502 00:27:04,926 --> 00:27:08,345 I believe Orlo will now talk of suing for peace 503 00:27:08,346 --> 00:27:10,175 as he revels in our losses. 504 00:27:10,176 --> 00:27:12,845 Is that true, Orlo? You revel in our losses? 505 00:27:12,846 --> 00:27:14,055 No, sir. Um... 506 00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:17,316 I will stuff this marble deep in your ass if it is. 507 00:27:18,476 --> 00:27:21,026 Fuck! What do we do? 508 00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:26,695 Well, the archbishop started this war when God sent him a vision. 509 00:27:26,696 --> 00:27:29,115 Perhaps he could revisit this vision 510 00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:32,115 and provide more details on how to win it. 511 00:27:32,116 --> 00:27:34,995 God has called us to it. We must win it. 512 00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:38,295 God is all care and no responsibility at times. 513 00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:40,915 I do not doubt the Russian fighting man, 514 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:43,375 and it is treasonous to do so. 515 00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:46,886 We lost some 1,800 lives. 516 00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:49,425 God damn it. 517 00:27:49,426 --> 00:27:51,385 Well, how does that look? 518 00:27:51,386 --> 00:27:56,207 Bad. Bad, is how, in case anyone was wondering. 519 00:27:56,209 --> 00:28:00,169 My father won battles. He expanded the kingdom. 520 00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:05,315 I also do not like all the limbless soldiers, in the halls. 521 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:08,075 It casts a pall over the fun of a ball 522 00:28:08,076 --> 00:28:10,326 when so many can't dance. 523 00:28:11,696 --> 00:28:14,785 I can win this for us. 524 00:28:14,786 --> 00:28:16,285 So do. 525 00:28:16,286 --> 00:28:17,535 ORLO: On another matter, 526 00:28:17,536 --> 00:28:20,505 uh, may I commend the emperor 527 00:28:20,506 --> 00:28:23,795 on his decision to allow the empress a school. 528 00:28:23,796 --> 00:28:26,045 I make women happy, Orlo. 529 00:28:26,046 --> 00:28:28,805 Sometimes they yelp like newborn puppies. It's a lovely thing. 530 00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:31,235 You should try it, if your cock ever finds its way out of your hand, 531 00:28:31,236 --> 00:28:32,595 - into a woman. - [MEN CHUCKLING] 532 00:28:32,596 --> 00:28:34,055 Uh, indeed. 533 00:28:34,056 --> 00:28:37,975 - Blushing. God, you're a virgin. - [MEN CHUCKLING] 534 00:28:37,976 --> 00:28:41,145 I'd like to approve the texts she wishes to teach. 535 00:28:41,146 --> 00:28:43,565 She may bring new ideas from the West. 536 00:28:43,566 --> 00:28:47,695 The French are affecting Europe's thinking in a distressing way. 537 00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:51,695 In an astounding way that blows light into our age. 538 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,325 The fact that women will be part of this, 539 00:28:54,326 --> 00:28:57,915 as I believe, is a stunning achievement for our nation 540 00:28:57,916 --> 00:29:00,995 and will be celebrated across Europe. 541 00:29:00,996 --> 00:29:03,966 - Women? - What? 542 00:29:06,336 --> 00:29:08,756 [FIRE ROARING, CRACKLING] 543 00:29:10,306 --> 00:29:12,346 ♪♪ 544 00:29:16,516 --> 00:29:18,855 - [MEN LAUGHING, CHATTERING] - They burned down my school! 545 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:21,388 You must seek justice. Wreak havoc upon them! 546 00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:23,895 Oh, you did not say this school was for girls. 547 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,185 - Did I not? - PETER: No. 548 00:29:25,186 --> 00:29:26,525 Yes! 549 00:29:26,526 --> 00:29:29,735 - Women here cannot read. - And they shall not. 550 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:32,285 Women are for seeding, not reading. 551 00:29:32,286 --> 00:29:34,027 Huh. Pithy. [CHUCKLES] Gents, 552 00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:36,205 I said women are for seeding, not reading. 553 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:38,366 [MEN LAUGHING] 554 00:29:40,876 --> 00:29:43,626 - You burned my school down. - I did. 555 00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:47,643 Well, you may go. I forgive you, of course, 556 00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:50,004 as I am of gentle heart and massive cock. 557 00:29:50,006 --> 00:29:54,015 [CHUCKLES] Gentlemen, I said I am of gentle heart and massive cock. 558 00:29:54,016 --> 00:29:55,675 - MEN: Huzzah! - You are disgusting! 559 00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:56,975 - PETER: You don't lie to me again! - [GLASS SHATTERS] 560 00:29:56,976 --> 00:29:58,515 - MEN: Ooh! - Oh, you are admirably quick. 561 00:29:58,516 --> 00:30:01,475 - Huh. Huzzah! - MEN: Huzzah! 562 00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:03,315 PETER: Right. Who's next? Ivan? 563 00:30:03,316 --> 00:30:05,566 [MEN CHEERING] 564 00:30:15,616 --> 00:30:17,616 [DOG PANTING] 565 00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:22,245 Did you see Grigor carrying two baby ducks everywhere yesterday? 566 00:30:22,246 --> 00:30:23,795 Hilarious. 567 00:30:23,796 --> 00:30:25,476 Nipping at vodka in his pocket, they were. 568 00:30:31,636 --> 00:30:33,595 We do not have to breakfast together. 569 00:30:33,596 --> 00:30:36,386 - I wish it to bring us closer. - How is that working? 570 00:30:38,976 --> 00:30:41,305 May I read a passage from Diderot? 571 00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:44,565 - Orlo found it for me. - Orlo is a lobcock. 572 00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:48,185 A smart one, and handy for the thinking part of running the country. 573 00:30:48,186 --> 00:30:51,905 And I do not care who fucks who, as long as one fucks. 574 00:30:51,906 --> 00:30:54,485 Though I suspect he does not even do that. 575 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,286 What sort of a life is that? 576 00:31:00,116 --> 00:31:01,456 Just musing. 577 00:31:02,956 --> 00:31:04,836 - So I shall read. - PETER: Mm. 578 00:31:06,496 --> 00:31:11,255 "Man will never be free until the last king has been strangled 579 00:31:11,256 --> 00:31:13,846 with the entrails of the last priest". 580 00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:17,966 Love it. 581 00:31:19,516 --> 00:31:20,885 Bye. 582 00:31:20,886 --> 00:31:22,846 Zeus. [WHISTLES] Come on. 583 00:31:23,606 --> 00:31:25,854 Are you pregnant? 584 00:31:25,856 --> 00:31:27,896 - No. - Annoying. 585 00:31:29,526 --> 00:31:30,816 Come on. 586 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:36,075 [DOOR CLOSES] 587 00:31:36,076 --> 00:31:37,405 [MUTTERS] I hate you. 588 00:31:37,406 --> 00:31:39,155 PETER: What the fuck's going on, Archie? 589 00:31:39,156 --> 00:31:40,705 You said she was the one. 590 00:31:40,706 --> 00:31:43,075 You said you'd seen it. You said she'd make me happy. 591 00:31:43,076 --> 00:31:46,665 - I... - Do I look happy? Grigor, my face. 592 00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:49,295 - Oh, discontented at the minimum. - At the fucking minimum. 593 00:31:49,296 --> 00:31:50,835 Remind me of this vision. 594 00:31:50,836 --> 00:31:53,255 He saw her name drawn in the sand 595 00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:55,045 on a beach where Jesus was walking. 596 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,095 All marriages take time to... 597 00:31:57,096 --> 00:31:59,175 My parents' didn't, and mine should not. 598 00:31:59,176 --> 00:32:01,935 You need to fix her. I will not be... [HUFFS] 599 00:32:01,936 --> 00:32:04,805 - Ugly with discontent? - Exactly. 600 00:32:04,806 --> 00:32:07,976 [BALL THUDDING] 601 00:32:08,936 --> 00:32:11,486 - [GRIGOR GRUNTS] - You throw like Orlo. 602 00:32:13,526 --> 00:32:16,024 ARCHBISHOP: Is it not beautiful? 603 00:32:16,026 --> 00:32:17,985 Yes. 604 00:32:17,986 --> 00:32:19,485 ARCHBISHOP: I'll tell you a secret. 605 00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:23,035 If you look closely, that icon is rusting, 606 00:32:23,036 --> 00:32:25,666 and that one is bent at the side. 607 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:29,704 Nothing, of course, is perfect. 608 00:32:29,706 --> 00:32:32,166 You refer metaphorically to the marriage? 609 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:36,635 I liked you the moment I... 610 00:32:36,636 --> 00:32:38,346 Put your fingers inside me. 611 00:32:39,886 --> 00:32:42,305 It was distressing for me as it was for you. 612 00:32:42,306 --> 00:32:43,976 I doubt that. 613 00:32:46,346 --> 00:32:48,855 There's a way of things here. 614 00:32:48,856 --> 00:32:51,525 - And a way of things with Peter. - I have tried. 615 00:32:51,526 --> 00:32:53,775 We think our hearts are spent. 616 00:32:53,776 --> 00:32:58,445 God refills them if we can but find the... 617 00:32:58,446 --> 00:33:01,195 - Ladle? - Indeed. 618 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,365 So you would like me to try. 619 00:33:03,366 --> 00:33:07,745 An unhappy emperor makes rash decisions that affect millions. 620 00:33:07,746 --> 00:33:10,545 This is bigger than you and your happiness. 621 00:33:10,546 --> 00:33:14,085 Your father has already been through his initial payment from us 622 00:33:14,086 --> 00:33:16,335 and been back for more, and we furnished him with this, 623 00:33:16,336 --> 00:33:19,596 but that tap can be turned off. 624 00:33:20,926 --> 00:33:24,095 - I cannot be happy here. - I'm not asking you that. 625 00:33:24,096 --> 00:33:26,266 I'm asking you to pretend. 626 00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:31,146 People underestimate the joy in suffering. 627 00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:40,156 Walk through the pain... 628 00:33:41,196 --> 00:33:44,325 [WHISPERING] and on the other side... 629 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:47,326 joy and purity. 630 00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:50,206 [GASPS] 631 00:33:52,086 --> 00:33:54,416 And I do love the smell. 632 00:33:56,216 --> 00:33:58,296 ♪♪ 633 00:34:00,426 --> 00:34:02,926 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 634 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:14,396 Empress. 635 00:34:15,816 --> 00:34:18,195 - General? - VELEMENTOV: I was... 636 00:34:18,196 --> 00:34:22,406 I saw you in the sun and I worried for your alabaster skin. 637 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,745 I felt if I positioned myself at 90 degrees, 638 00:34:25,746 --> 00:34:28,406 my torso would provide shade cover. 639 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:33,705 I trust my interruption is forgivable? 640 00:34:33,706 --> 00:34:35,756 I am happy in the sun. 641 00:34:37,216 --> 00:34:41,215 I imagine myself floating in the sky, far from here. 642 00:34:41,216 --> 00:34:43,176 But I appreciate your thoughtfulness. 643 00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:47,515 - How goes the war? - Uh... 644 00:34:47,516 --> 00:34:49,805 Ups and downs. 645 00:34:49,806 --> 00:34:52,856 There's some conjecture as to the best way forward. 646 00:34:54,356 --> 00:34:57,686 I fear paralysis, but, uh... 647 00:35:00,196 --> 00:35:03,235 We must, uh... We trust the emperor's wisdom. 648 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,114 Is that wise? 649 00:35:05,116 --> 00:35:06,485 I... 650 00:35:06,486 --> 00:35:09,155 My father was in the military. 651 00:35:09,156 --> 00:35:13,375 He said that to some, war is merely a chess game, 652 00:35:13,376 --> 00:35:17,006 and to others, a horror of responsibility for the blood of men. 653 00:35:18,256 --> 00:35:20,545 Where do you fall on this? 654 00:35:20,546 --> 00:35:22,925 You win the chess game, 655 00:35:22,926 --> 00:35:24,796 you win men's lives. 656 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,596 That's how I see it. 657 00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:32,145 Good day. I... You... 658 00:35:32,146 --> 00:35:36,686 look... lovely... again. 659 00:35:46,616 --> 00:35:48,116 MARIAL: Empress! 660 00:35:49,156 --> 00:35:50,786 The party! 661 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:55,205 [CHEERING, LAUGHING] 662 00:35:55,206 --> 00:35:58,496 ♪ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ♪ 663 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:06,046 Someone refill this fucking samovar. 664 00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:09,465 - PETER: Explain it to me. - It's called a sight. 665 00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:11,095 Your eye falls between the two marks, 666 00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:12,845 and then your target lines up with it. 667 00:36:12,846 --> 00:36:16,475 - I have perfect aim, though. - Oh, but to less perfect hunters 668 00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:19,145 than your royal self, it is a boon, 669 00:36:19,146 --> 00:36:21,685 and accurate up to 50 yards. 670 00:36:21,686 --> 00:36:23,984 No. I don't believe it. 671 00:36:23,986 --> 00:36:25,315 [GUN COCKS] 672 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,025 - [SHATTERS] - [GASPING] 673 00:36:27,026 --> 00:36:28,526 [CHUCKLES] 674 00:36:29,696 --> 00:36:31,155 Aah! Gah! 675 00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:32,905 - [SHATTERS] - [MEN LAUGH] 676 00:36:32,906 --> 00:36:34,995 Sorry, Sergei. [CHUCKLING] 677 00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:36,455 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 678 00:36:36,456 --> 00:36:37,666 [ALL SNIFFING] 679 00:36:39,627 --> 00:36:43,029 I prick my maid's finger, add a few drops of blood to the cream, 680 00:36:43,031 --> 00:36:45,174 and it creates this rosy hue. 681 00:36:45,176 --> 00:36:46,545 GEORGINA: You lie. 682 00:36:46,546 --> 00:36:49,345 There's no point owning these people if you can't use them as you wish. 683 00:36:49,346 --> 00:36:52,225 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 684 00:36:52,226 --> 00:36:57,015 Your wig, Madame Svenska, it's not supposed to be like that. 685 00:36:57,016 --> 00:36:59,065 They are meant to be fitted to your heads. 686 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:01,026 They are not hats. 687 00:37:07,236 --> 00:37:09,325 - Fool! - [MAN GRUNTS] 688 00:37:09,326 --> 00:37:11,285 [GRUNTING] 689 00:37:11,286 --> 00:37:14,035 Cheer up, my darling. It is a party. 690 00:37:14,036 --> 00:37:15,665 - Eat this. - I don't... 691 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:17,705 It's moose-lips mousse. Is it not divine? 692 00:37:17,706 --> 00:37:19,625 Though one cannot help but wonder, 693 00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:22,626 where is the moose and what's he doing now? 694 00:37:23,626 --> 00:37:25,005 Come, my dears. 695 00:37:25,006 --> 00:37:27,506 [GRUNTING] 696 00:37:31,056 --> 00:37:33,766 - [GUN BLASTS] - [MEN CHEER] 697 00:37:37,596 --> 00:37:39,106 [SNUFFLING] 698 00:37:46,196 --> 00:37:48,736 Shall we walk in the garden, Empress? 699 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:53,364 Yes. I could use some fresh air. 700 00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:55,075 - [GUN BLASTS] - [BEAR GROANS] 701 00:37:55,076 --> 00:37:57,165 [GUESTS GASPING] 702 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,786 [PETER LAUGHING] 703 00:38:02,496 --> 00:38:04,756 [GUESTS CHATTERING] 704 00:38:07,176 --> 00:38:08,966 Oh, dear. Someone's cross. 705 00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:10,846 Good shot, huh? 706 00:38:11,716 --> 00:38:13,426 [CHATTERING STOPS] 707 00:38:31,316 --> 00:38:33,826 [SOBBING QUIETLY] 708 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:38,036 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 709 00:38:46,836 --> 00:38:49,255 PETER: We've got problems, haven't we? 710 00:38:49,256 --> 00:38:52,046 You are the only person who has not loved me. 711 00:38:53,096 --> 00:38:55,765 It is inconceivable to me and says nothing good about you. 712 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,378 If you had shown me an ounce of kindness, 713 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:01,010 I was ready with a heart full of love. 714 00:39:03,186 --> 00:39:04,725 You look really pretty. 715 00:39:04,726 --> 00:39:06,726 My heart is breaking. 716 00:39:08,696 --> 00:39:10,486 I miss home. 717 00:39:11,906 --> 00:39:14,485 [SNIFFLES] I'm lonely for family, 718 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:19,364 friends, fun, ideas, 719 00:39:19,366 --> 00:39:21,165 strawberries. 720 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,875 - And I need my cock sucked. - What? 721 00:39:23,876 --> 00:39:26,585 Well, we're sharing, right, our needs? 722 00:39:26,586 --> 00:39:28,755 Just let me go home, please. 723 00:39:28,756 --> 00:39:30,809 That's not going to happen. 724 00:39:30,811 --> 00:39:33,083 Strawberries, I'll work on. 725 00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:35,094 Friends... the women at court? 726 00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:36,465 [SCOFFS] 727 00:39:36,466 --> 00:39:37,965 Gossiping morons, 728 00:39:37,966 --> 00:39:40,135 obsessed with the next affair or dalliance. 729 00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:42,345 You're so judgmental. 730 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,056 You might want to look at that. 731 00:39:44,896 --> 00:39:47,435 I mean, you know your problem? You have no idea how lucky you are. 732 00:39:47,436 --> 00:39:49,685 - Soldiers are dying. - Because of you. 733 00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:53,355 - Serfs beaten daily. - You could stop that. 734 00:39:53,356 --> 00:39:57,115 If you would just read these books with me, 735 00:39:57,116 --> 00:39:59,905 these ideas that are sweeping Europe: 736 00:39:59,906 --> 00:40:03,075 justice, humanity, every man a valued soul. 737 00:40:03,076 --> 00:40:05,035 We could rule Russia in a different manner... 738 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:09,046 No, I rule. You serve. Is it that difficult to understand? 739 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:13,335 What happened to that happy little girl who gave me a twig? 740 00:40:13,336 --> 00:40:15,135 She died. 741 00:40:15,136 --> 00:40:18,385 Seems overly dramatic. I am mostly kind to you. 742 00:40:18,386 --> 00:40:19,555 Do I beat you? 743 00:40:19,556 --> 00:40:22,225 I suffer the blows of your disdain daily. 744 00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:24,555 It's not the same as actual blows, though, is it? 745 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,396 - Well... - What, you don't know? 746 00:40:27,396 --> 00:40:29,815 [GROANS, GASPS] 747 00:40:29,816 --> 00:40:31,775 PETER: Well, compare, and get back to me. 748 00:40:31,776 --> 00:40:33,566 [GROANS] 749 00:40:34,776 --> 00:40:36,695 Mother and Father never acted like this. 750 00:40:36,696 --> 00:40:38,525 My mother was a saint. 751 00:40:38,526 --> 00:40:40,195 I'm glad she's not alive to see this. 752 00:40:40,196 --> 00:40:42,325 Not that I'm glad she's dead. I'm not. 753 00:40:42,326 --> 00:40:43,745 Never. Sometimes. 754 00:40:43,746 --> 00:40:46,076 Just once. 755 00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:50,416 Don't look at me like that. You're a disappointment to me, too. 756 00:40:51,456 --> 00:40:54,506 I do not need a wife with a poisonous mouth and a dry cunny. 757 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:58,005 I will shut you up at my pleasure. 758 00:40:58,006 --> 00:41:01,703 - You will try and fail. - You will be happy. 759 00:41:01,705 --> 00:41:04,187 You will die here in content old age, 760 00:41:04,189 --> 00:41:06,461 having given me many hours of pleasure and service, 761 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:08,075 and many heirs. 762 00:41:08,077 --> 00:41:09,907 Boys, preferably. 763 00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:16,945 I do have a temper and some rage. You cannot cross me. 764 00:41:16,946 --> 00:41:21,115 Especially not in front of others, or you will pay. 765 00:41:21,116 --> 00:41:23,365 Endlessly. 766 00:41:23,366 --> 00:41:25,865 And you will never win. 767 00:41:25,866 --> 00:41:28,456 You'll just be in pain. 768 00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:35,626 [PANTING] 769 00:41:44,426 --> 00:41:46,186 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 770 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:50,895 Are you all right, Empress? 771 00:41:50,896 --> 00:41:53,476 I would be better if I had wings. 772 00:41:56,856 --> 00:41:59,156 Might I suggest vodka instead? 773 00:42:06,496 --> 00:42:08,536 I'm a fool, Marial. 774 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,545 A great love. 775 00:42:12,546 --> 00:42:14,045 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 776 00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:16,045 I looked at myself in the mirror and laughed 777 00:42:16,046 --> 00:42:18,046 at my own stupid face this morning. 778 00:42:20,256 --> 00:42:21,966 Do you want one? 779 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:25,055 I resolve to know my place. 780 00:42:25,056 --> 00:42:27,226 Yet you brought two glasses. 781 00:42:30,396 --> 00:42:31,936 [SIGHS] 782 00:42:37,486 --> 00:42:39,605 I need you to help me escape this place. 783 00:42:39,606 --> 00:42:41,365 I would be signing my own death warrant. 784 00:42:41,366 --> 00:42:43,156 - A carriage is all I need. - I'm sorry. 785 00:42:47,456 --> 00:42:48,916 I cannot. 786 00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:56,085 ARCHBISHOP: Sorry to startle you. 787 00:42:56,086 --> 00:42:58,085 You didn't. You reek of incense. 788 00:42:58,086 --> 00:43:00,295 I smelt you five minutes ago. 789 00:43:00,296 --> 00:43:02,635 - How is she? - Unhappy. 790 00:43:02,636 --> 00:43:05,556 - Hmm. - She wants to leave. 791 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:08,515 And how are you? 792 00:43:08,516 --> 00:43:10,055 [SIGHS] 793 00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:11,395 Learning my place. 794 00:43:11,396 --> 00:43:13,936 Hmm. I doubt that'll ever happen. 795 00:43:16,186 --> 00:43:20,566 ♪♪ 796 00:43:29,786 --> 00:43:33,705 ♪♪ 797 00:43:33,706 --> 00:43:36,666 [HORSES HOOVES CLOPPING] 798 00:43:53,226 --> 00:43:56,935 [CLOPPING STOPS] 799 00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:59,276 [TRUNK SCRAPES] 800 00:44:03,156 --> 00:44:05,735 [SPLASHING] 801 00:44:05,736 --> 00:44:07,696 [WATER SLOSHING] 802 00:44:09,996 --> 00:44:11,955 [PANTING] 803 00:44:11,956 --> 00:44:13,626 [GRUNTING] 804 00:44:14,536 --> 00:44:16,206 [YELLS] 805 00:44:18,666 --> 00:44:21,415 - [WATER GUSHING] - [SHRIEKS] 806 00:44:21,416 --> 00:44:24,586 [CATHERINE GASPING] 807 00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:29,385 [PANTING AND GASPING] 808 00:44:29,386 --> 00:44:31,016 [YELLING] 809 00:44:33,186 --> 00:44:35,226 [BURBLING] 810 00:44:37,816 --> 00:44:41,186 [WATER BURBLING] 811 00:44:50,746 --> 00:44:52,116 Uh, sir... 812 00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:55,746 [LAUGHS] 813 00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,456 Uh... 814 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:05,676 [GASPING] 815 00:45:12,596 --> 00:45:14,186 [CLATTERS] 816 00:45:16,516 --> 00:45:17,725 [GASPS] 817 00:45:17,726 --> 00:45:19,766 [PANTING] 818 00:45:25,526 --> 00:45:28,026 [GASPING AND PANTING] 819 00:45:30,406 --> 00:45:32,036 Escort the empress back. 820 00:45:36,456 --> 00:45:39,166 [PANTING] 821 00:45:41,796 --> 00:45:44,466 - ♪♪ - _ 822 00:46:10,026 --> 00:46:13,616 ♪♪ 823 00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:32,966 [DOOR OPENS] 824 00:46:36,636 --> 00:46:38,055 [MARIAL GASPS] 825 00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:40,605 MARIAL: Would you like a cake with that knife, Empress? 826 00:46:40,606 --> 00:46:43,355 Do not try to stop me. Just leave me be. 827 00:46:43,356 --> 00:46:45,065 I would not presume to speak. 828 00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,645 For the empress is so smart, 829 00:46:47,646 --> 00:46:49,595 and book readingly, 830 00:46:49,597 --> 00:46:51,944 that I'm sure her judgment is sound. 831 00:46:51,946 --> 00:46:53,326 I am resolved. 832 00:46:54,736 --> 00:46:56,615 Vlad will get a bucket for the blood. 833 00:46:56,616 --> 00:46:58,035 Yes, miss. 834 00:46:58,036 --> 00:46:59,576 CATHERINE: There is no other way. 835 00:47:01,206 --> 00:47:03,955 - I am a prisoner here. - MARIAL: Indeed. 836 00:47:03,956 --> 00:47:05,755 Married to an idiot. 837 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:07,875 This has never happened to a woman before. 838 00:47:07,876 --> 00:47:09,875 Yes, but to an emperor. 839 00:47:09,876 --> 00:47:12,385 - He's a madman. - He... He is one of a kind. 840 00:47:12,386 --> 00:47:13,506 It is true. 841 00:47:17,596 --> 00:47:19,185 Towels, too, Vlad. 842 00:47:19,186 --> 00:47:20,936 There may be some overflow. 843 00:47:23,646 --> 00:47:26,725 What am I to do? Just live at someone else's whim? 844 00:47:26,726 --> 00:47:28,186 God forbid, Empress. 845 00:47:29,736 --> 00:47:32,946 Ever since I was a child, I felt like greatness was in store for me. 846 00:47:33,906 --> 00:47:35,945 A great life, I felt. 847 00:47:35,946 --> 00:47:39,575 Like God himself had spat me forth to land on this Earth 848 00:47:39,576 --> 00:47:42,285 and in some way transform it. 849 00:47:42,286 --> 00:47:45,585 That I was here for a reason, a purpose. 850 00:47:45,586 --> 00:47:47,625 Why did He make you a woman, then? 851 00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:49,716 For comedy, I guess. 852 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:54,466 That idea now feels like some delusion when I'm trapped here. 853 00:47:56,716 --> 00:48:00,346 Yet I felt it, Marial, in my being... 854 00:48:02,436 --> 00:48:04,516 deep in my bones. 855 00:48:12,446 --> 00:48:14,486 MARIAL: It is not a lineage. 856 00:48:17,946 --> 00:48:19,826 - What? - MARIAL: Russia... 857 00:48:21,036 --> 00:48:24,284 it does not go to an heir if there is not one. 858 00:48:24,286 --> 00:48:27,246 If the emperor dies, it goes to the empress. 859 00:48:28,162 --> 00:48:29,514 What do you mean? 860 00:48:29,516 --> 00:48:31,976 I'm just giving you a lesson on how things work here. 861 00:48:35,756 --> 00:48:39,715 You're also not the only unhappy one. There are men here, unhappy, 862 00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:41,056 who are looking for a leader. 863 00:48:42,056 --> 00:48:43,766 And is there one? 864 00:48:46,806 --> 00:48:48,976 I hope I am looking at her. 865 00:48:50,186 --> 00:48:51,356 Me? 866 00:48:52,606 --> 00:48:55,655 - I'm a foolish child. - But what if you are not? 867 00:48:55,656 --> 00:48:58,485 What if your vision of the bear, and the great love, 868 00:48:58,486 --> 00:49:00,075 your heart filled and glowing, 869 00:49:00,076 --> 00:49:03,456 what if that great love was Russia itself? 870 00:49:04,576 --> 00:49:06,166 Not Peter. 871 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,836 I will get coins to place on your eyes. 872 00:49:19,096 --> 00:49:20,716 [DOOR CLOSES] 873 00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:29,516 [WAVES SWASHING GENTLY] 874 00:49:32,356 --> 00:49:35,106 ♪♪ 875 00:49:50,086 --> 00:49:52,666 ♪♪ 876 00:50:00,886 --> 00:50:02,306 [CLATTERS] 877 00:50:08,436 --> 00:50:10,684 [WHISPERS] Huzzah. 878 00:50:10,686 --> 00:50:12,815 ♪ PATTI SMITH SINGING "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" ♪ 879 00:50:12,816 --> 00:50:16,854 ♪ Welcome to your life ♪ 880 00:50:16,856 --> 00:50:20,366 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 881 00:50:21,196 --> 00:50:25,494 ♪ Even while we sleep ♪ 882 00:50:25,496 --> 00:50:27,705 ♪ We will find you ♪ 883 00:50:27,706 --> 00:50:32,165 ♪ Acting on your best behavior ♪ 884 00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:36,215 ♪ Turn your back on Mother Nature ♪ 885 00:50:36,216 --> 00:50:41,545 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 886 00:50:41,546 --> 00:50:43,556 ♪♪ 887 00:50:51,186 --> 00:50:55,484 ♪ It's my own design ♪ 888 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,734 ♪ It's my own remorse ♪ 889 00:50:59,736 --> 00:51:03,904 ♪ Help me to decide ♪ 890 00:51:03,906 --> 00:51:08,285 ♪ Help me make the most of freedom ♪ 891 00:51:08,286 --> 00:51:11,074 ♪ And of pleasure ♪ 892 00:51:11,076 --> 00:51:14,834 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪ 893 00:51:14,836 --> 00:51:19,674 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 894 00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:23,884 ♪ There's a room where the light won't find you ♪ 895 00:51:23,886 --> 00:51:28,424 ♪ Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down ♪ 896 00:51:28,426 --> 00:51:31,646 ♪ When they do, I'll be right behind you ♪ 897 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:36,564 ♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪ 898 00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:40,405 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪ 899 00:51:40,406 --> 00:51:44,826 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 900 00:51:46,696 --> 00:51:48,706 ♪♪